I paid for the delivery with my boobs and I feel good and the courier threw the stick

Don't judge. My wife won't let me, so I get a hard-on for other people's asses

You haven't fucked in a while, and neither have I. We're about to have sex, it looks like 😏

You got a really big dick. I don't give a fuck brother, I'll sleep with you

You fuck great! But don't tell my dad that I checked it out for myself

They've crammed in what can't be crammed in, so I suggested anal, because pussy can't hold a dick

Just wanted to put my drunk sister to bed (and had to fuck her 🔞)

He fucked the maid instead of paying her - why, she's an attendant

You can't stick it in your sister, I know. 🫣 I'll just pee in her panties

I waited for a girl and fucked a waitress 😳 I don't spare my dick for anyone

What a worthy fucker - cums three times over 💦

Wait for your friend on my cock-- we have an hour to cheat

Double camshot on your face? I agree! Lots of sperm is awesome 😍

Yes, it's nice to fuck her - you can see for yourself how beautiful she is

The guy couldn't even fuck me, but my brother gave me a squirt flood 💦

I fuck one or the other with my dick - why, I've hired two secretaries and I'm getting high

Look, I'm the only one who can do that. I fuck one and lick the other between the legs

You're the one who hasn't fucked in a while? What are you waiting for? Fuck me and cum on my face

This table has sex more often than I do 🗿 She won't let me play again

And the sister's pretty good 🙂 She shakes with orgasms and swallows her dick deep

I'm not cheating, I'm dating my roommate! It's not my fault he has a penis

- I dreamt I was sitting on your face. - So let's do it 😏

Anybody wants to have a baby with me, right? So I'm gonna hit that Russian girl

She sleeps next to me and she's not wearing pants, I'm gonna stick my dick in my mom's body